Sunday's Topic: Medically Unexplained Symptoms

 

1.) The Perpetual Motion Machine Magical Single Bullet

   

 

   The strange case of Jack Kennedy's brains being blown back over the trunk of the car, back toward the direction from which "the single bullet" fired at him from behind in the school book building in Dallas, after the very same "single bullet" fired at him from the back- through his back- causing him to lurch forward and bring Jackie's attention to the matter.  Jackie, climbing over he trunk, may even have been trying to capture that pesky richocheting "single bullet" so that derned "the single bullet" would not try to kill more people.  This amazing "single bullet" defied all laws of physics and is the first perpetual motion machine ever seen by man, ever captured on camera, ever to murder a president, or to ever be used as a weapon of any kind.  In fact, some people are opposed to nuclear energy, not realizing that if they could just restart this Kennedy magical "single bullet" perpetual motion machine, we would have no use even for oil wars..  Tsk, Tsk.

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2.)  Somatoform/Hystrionical Spontaneous Combustion seen in a terrified building,

The amazing "evaporating" steel of the World Trade Center.  

Structural engineers are concerned.  Should we mental health screen all US skyscrapers to assure they have not the potential to spontaneously combust due to PTSD?

Why Indeed Did the World Trade Center Buildings Completely Collapse?
by Dr. Steven E Jones

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3.)  Discovering spirochetes in the brains of persons who died of "Lyme Disease,"  when we all know spirochetes only love knees.  

This case of fake hydrocephalus in a Lyme Internet Cult Witch was confirmed to have spirochetes in the brain and the CDC participated in this Autopsies of Numerous Persons Who Faked Death Because They Are Drama Queens Event, assuring it would be included in the list of the Unexplained.

The brain is a complicating variable which should be thrown out anyway, and is not involved in "Lyme Disease" which is a bad knee.