Okay, Here's the famiss book about myself that you have long wasted for.
Okay, it's coming, so get ready!
GONE ROGUE
Once upon a time I was borned to a famiss family from here and there and
Connecticut. It was very famiss of me to be borned on International
Women's Day, but of course, sech famiss things is Destiny!! It
was in my blood, I was a Rockefeller, and we
was also here since 1630 and then later as immigrants from far away places
almost Russia!!
Which you can see from Alaska because they need to keep an eye on.
Or, you can keep an eye on it from there, if it's you're home. Russia.
If you live there, in your home, Russia, its easier. (Never mind the
details, it's a foreign policy thig which we are ALL learnin!) If its
in your blood, you know it. And obviously its in my bloodline. ;)
(<that means "winks" if I say :)\ that means "winks and clicks tungue."
Ya'll will get the hang of me.>
So, there I was, bein borned on a Famiss Day, way, way back before it was
too old to be a mother, but had them anyway. And a Chemist who worked
in an analytical chemistry lab where there are books and people can read
them, but usually not. (Not even at the FDA but that's
another book )
So. In a coast town that was old to begin with, my parents came
east because it was cheaper and they were poor. Money don't matter, a
famous personality like mine does and I hopes mine helps you!
They don't have any rodeos, but do have fishing and oysters in my famiss
hometown or else they did. You can read about it on the stones
especially the bridge. How old they are or were when they did it (from
Charles Island).
Of course I was almost married many times, but I took the last one which
was a mistake, which people can make. You can make mystakes and still
be a famous cowgirl, as George W. Bush will tellya ;)
Back to the healthcare debate, which will be the last chapter of the
book. First comes first stuff, then comes the last stuff and in
between the Rogue stuff like rodeo and chewing tobacco and other necessary
Roguery, which we didn't have but could have if we weren't a fishing
town. First.
How do you get to be a Rogue Chick without the Rodeo, is the essence of
this book, which won't matter because when you see my charming self, you
will be convinced anybody can be President! And that really is the
thing of it. Rugged Individualism. Okay, let's talk about how
rugged I am.
I did every sport, including scuba diving with
actual air tanks that you breathe out of (in the water!) and fencing and I
was on all the famiss teams, not just basketball. And I hiked on the
Appalachian Trail and hitchhiked to Canada but got back alive, despite the
drunk in Vermont. Much time on a bicycle where I was scene by all and
made all the hundert miles without walking. People called me all kinds
of names, but you can make up your own. I also was a papergirl and
everyone made fun of me because it was the 60s and people weren't used to it
yet (an International Women's Day Trailblazer is expected).
Among my other first and famiss things I could tie when I was two being
borned a genius in addition to Rogue and then I learned to read and sew.
The first word I learned was the and the second word I learned was blue.
Don't ask me how, but I think it was Go Dog Go (and in fact, if you see me I
will say, "Do You Like My Hat?" and laugh about how funny I am to be saying
sech spontaneously witty things), so there was a blue and a the in it.
I always were a hat because I don't have the $150,000 from the Party, yet
for the hair and waredrobes whichin I now get from the Poverty Shop called
the Pawcatuck Neighborhood Center, which is where I live. It isn't
gray hair despite my advanced age because Count Saint Germain was also a
genius like me and it goes with the territory.
No more about hair because its personal.
So, one day I was pulling weads for the garden (from, heh, heh, that's
Connecticut fishing talk for a farmer ;)\), and there came a rash on my
right leg but I rode the next 100 miles with the Pequot Cycling Club anyway
with the fever and the snoggle, which means anyone can think Lyme Disease is
the flu for 5 years before getting a Western Blot and then of course the
children, which came before and then later, I had em.
After that, it was nothing but fights
because the children were younger than the husband, as it happens in nature.
So I Rogued it on my own with sick and children,
and then I had to fight the State becaus I was famiss about LYMErix and the
whistleblower, as genuis chemists like myself get. And I bought a
house which I will now no longer have because of the jail (they always put
warriors in jail, like WWII), and the alcoholism and the fights, which this
time are not my own but I have to listen to them, being hardy and a ruffian
stock from Europe and a Rockefeller, although you almost never see them in a
war. Only starting them.
With the Bush Family.
And you can always Facebook me because I am on there now with a mini-me
picture I don't know how that happened but it did, just wait for the book
signing. You will see that I am actually bigger.
5-9 in fact, which, I claim, is the highest end of the Normal Range,
without being abbynormal ;)\
You'll see, so come.
And get it.
Best Witches,
Kathleen M. (for Mucho Famisso!) Dickson (previously the unmarried name
but whatever)